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Here at Next In The Series, we've gone out of our way to find swag to sell that goes way beyond the usual array of t-shirts, coffee mugs, posters and the like. And given the need for large cash infusions to keep our operation going, we've sought out some of the most unusual and expensive swag we could find.
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CHOCOLATE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING - TO SCALE! Yes, this chocolate replica of the Empire State Building is the exact same size as the Empire State Building, enough chocolate to feed ten third-world countries. $327,814.99 (Please add $800,000 for shipping and handling) |
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BELLY BUTTON LINT OF THE STARS This isn't just any belly button lint - it's been collected from the entire cast of One Life To Live. Imagine the envy of your friends and neighbors as you show off this priceless collection. $98,320.00 (For additional HAZMAT pre-treatment: add $700.00) |
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ANVIL PAPERWEIGHT/DOORSTOP This full-size premium-grade 350lb anvil is the real thing! Forged from a platinum-titanium alloy using a specially patented process, it makes a handsome addition to any office or blacksmith's shop. $72,669.00 (Not responsible for injuries resulting from improper lifting and moving) |
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NUCLEAR REACTOR LEGGO© SET A great gift for the whiz kid in your family or on your Xmas list. Comes complete with weapons-grade plutonium and water cooling system. $8,264,669.00 (Some assembly required) |
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Robot Wisdom
Kramer
Red Meat
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