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Hello and welcome to the official Next In The Series web site wherein you will find all manner of information pertaining to the highly acclaimed, yet-to-be-broadcast Next In The Series audio theater comedy radio programme. (We added the extra "-me" to the end of "program" just to give it that extra bit of class. Effective, isn't it?)

In the spirit of shameless self-promotion, our goal is to manipulate you into supporting our work in any way you can - from simply letting your friends know about us to giving us large sums of cash (preferably in small unmarked bills that can't be traced). You can be assured that if you come through for us on the cash thing, you'll get preferential treatment and a cordial handwritten thank-you note. Exceptionally large donations will net you the nicest fruit basket we can find.

On the left side of each page there are some handy helpful links to assist you in finding your way around here. From these links you'll be able to find out all you need to know to send us large amounts of cash. Really soon.

There are samples and examples of our work, enough to whet your appetite and open your wallets. You'll need an MP3 player to listen to these audio files, but nowadays most computers have one of these players so this should not be a problem for you. If it is a problem, send us large amounts of cash and we'll tell you how to get one so you can listen to and be mightily impressed with our work.

Be sure to visit our gift shop, where you can get all manner of useful and decorative items for large sums of cash. These items are hand crafted by artisans of the highest order and are designed to make you feel like you're actually getting something of value.

For the latest Next In The Series news and updates, check out the news page. We'll keep you up to date with the show as well as the most efficient and expedient methods for you to get your large sums of money into our hands.

There is also a Next In The Series blog site where you can get a peek at the inner workings and internecine battles behind the scenes at Next In The Series, including how our crack staff of reprobates and ne'er-do-wells come up with ever more sophisticated ways of figuring out how to get you to part with your hard earned cash.

Finally, there's a contact link you can use to get in touch with us and pass along those valuable Swiss bank accounts stuffed to the gills with spare cash and other liquid assets we just know you're itching to give us. We certainly appreciate it.

And this is just the start! Coming soon, we'll be bringing you so much mind-numbingly exciting web content that there's no way you'll be able to resist the urge to shower us with your large sums of cash (in small denominations) so we can continue to churn out whatever it is we're going to be churning out. Any day now. Just you wait.
Our Founder


LINKS:

Firesign Theatre
Phil Austin
Planet Proctor
LodesTone
Whitehouse.org
The Onion
McSweeney's
Bulwer-Lytton
smalltime
Neave Games
Robot Wisdom
Kramer
Red Meat

National Audio Theatre Festivals

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